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"One-eyed, one-shoed, muddy orange sneaker eater" Trail

Hash Trash 4/9/2017

So there I was, Black Creek Park April 9th 2017 at the trail that could surely eat our sneakers to bits, SUPER shitty lay by Mark Suckerberg and Boo Berry Tits. We had Virgins! We had Virgins! At our Hash! Survived they did through every mudslide and hash crash.  

Up and down the thick slippery mud monster's throat we ran, stepping to the tune of the Wild West Show and the S&M Man. At times we wondered if we accidentally entered into Mudman's  wet dream, the blurrier things would seem as we swallowed some more orange cream. 

Our thirst would be quenched with wine... blessed by Jesus, our favorite fucking fella...the views from the trees were sublime, hey does anyone else smell that citronella? DFL and FRB would share a shot together as they were brought together by J-hook... the science behind our half-mindedness can't be explained in a book. 

-Bloody Poussière 

Location: Black Creek Park
Hares: Boo Berry Tits, Mark Suckerberg, Cock or Two
Other: Slogfest.

Earlier Event: April 2
Holi Hash!
Later Event: April 10
Full Moon/Passover: Home Blown