Sep
21
6:09pm 6:09pm

Puff the Magic Drag King

Email flourcitymismanagement@gmail.com, for the location information.

Rideshare has come to Flour City, and really, who wouldn’t want to share a backseat with a hasher?
FCH3 encourages all the fun and all the r*n, and after closing circle, finding your way to the On-On in an Uber or Lyft. It’s fast, it’s easy, you don’t have to do any hard math because the fare is tied to your credit card. Hail the Uber/Lyft, get in, get out, quit fucking about, etc. etc.

Uber Site: https://www.uber.com/ride/
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Apple Store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/uber/id368677368?mt=8
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ubercab&hl=en

Lyft Site: https://www.lyft.com/
Get the App
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Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=me.lyft.android&hl=en

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Sep
28
to Oct 21

Clitorhands & Kiss My Cockbook

Email flourcitymismanagement@gmail.com, for the location information.

Rideshare has come to Flour City, and really, who wouldn’t want to share a backseat with a hasher?
FCH3 encourages all the fun and all the r*n, and after closing circle, finding your way to the On-On in an Uber or Lyft. It’s fast, it’s easy, you don’t have to do any hard math because the fare is tied to your credit card. Hail the Uber/Lyft, get in, get out, quit fucking about, etc. etc.

Uber Site: https://www.uber.com/ride/
Get the App
Apple Store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/uber/id368677368?mt=8
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ubercab&hl=en

Lyft Site: https://www.lyft.com/
Get the App
Apple Store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/lyft/id529379082?mt=8
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=me.lyft.android&hl=en

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Nov
11
to Nov 12

Flour City AGM

More details will be forthcoming, but Flour City will be having a semi-formal AGM hosted by GM Home Blown and fellow planners Boo Berry & Dr. Shiser. We will be handing out awards, celebrating our year, and looking ahead to our "Dirty 30". This will hopefully lead to future AGMs.

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Sep
14
6:09pm 6:09pm

Dog Hash (Charity Hash)

This is going to be a Dog Hash. Hash cash will be $10 with the extra $$ donated to a local animal shelter. Hashers can also bring stuff to donate (food, toys, etc). Hit up Jello Jigglers for more information!

Email flourcitymismanagement@gmail.com, for the location information.

Rideshare has come to Flour City, and really, who wouldn’t want to share a backseat with a hasher?
FCH3 encourages all the fun and all the r*n, and after closing circle, finding your way to the On-On in an Uber or Lyft. It’s fast, it’s easy, you don’t have to do any hard math because the fare is tied to your credit card. Hail the Uber/Lyft, get in, get out, quit fucking about, etc. etc.

Uber Site: https://www.uber.com/ride/
Get the App
Apple Store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/uber/id368677368?mt=8
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ubercab&hl=en

Lyft Site: https://www.lyft.com/
Get the App
Apple Store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/lyft/id529379082?mt=8
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=me.lyft.android&hl=en

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Sep
7
6:09pm 6:09pm

Mudman & Whoretitculture

Email flourcitymismanagement@gmail.com, for the location information.

Rideshare has come to Flour City, and really, who wouldn’t want to share a backseat with a hasher?
FCH3 encourages all the fun and all the r*n, and after closing circle, finding your way to the On-On in an Uber or Lyft. It’s fast, it’s easy, you don’t have to do any hard math because the fare is tied to your credit card. Hail the Uber/Lyft, get in, get out, quit fucking about, etc. etc.

Uber Site: https://www.uber.com/ride/
Get the App
Apple Store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/uber/id368677368?mt=8
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ubercab&hl=en

Lyft Site: https://www.lyft.com/
Get the App
Apple Store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/lyft/id529379082?mt=8
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=me.lyft.android&hl=en

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Aug
31
6:09pm 6:09pm

Labor Gay Prelube (Home Blown, Snatch Ninja & Captain Crunch)

Email flourcitymismanagement@gmail.com, for the location information.

Rideshare has come to Flour City, and really, who wouldn’t want to share a backseat with a hasher?
FCH3 encourages all the fun and all the r*n, and after closing circle, finding your way to the On-On in an Uber or Lyft. It’s fast, it’s easy, you don’t have to do any hard math because the fare is tied to your credit card. Hail the Uber/Lyft, get in, get out, quit fucking about, etc. etc.

Uber Site: https://www.uber.com/ride/
Get the App
Apple Store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/uber/id368677368?mt=8
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ubercab&hl=en

Lyft Site: https://www.lyft.com/
Get the App
Apple Store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/lyft/id529379082?mt=8
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=me.lyft.android&hl=en

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Aug
24
6:09pm 6:09pm

Loose Early, Whoretitculture & Snatch Ninja

Email flourcitymismanagement@gmail.com, for the location information.

Rideshare has come to Flour City, and really, who wouldn’t want to share a backseat with a hasher?
FCH3 encourages all the fun and all the r*n, and after closing circle, finding your way to the On-On in an Uber or Lyft. It’s fast, it’s easy, you don’t have to do any hard math because the fare is tied to your credit card. Hail the Uber/Lyft, get in, get out, quit fucking about, etc. etc.

Uber Site: https://www.uber.com/ride/
Get the App
Apple Store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/uber/id368677368?mt=8
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ubercab&hl=en

Lyft Site: https://www.lyft.com/
Get the App
Apple Store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/lyft/id529379082?mt=8
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=me.lyft.android&hl=en

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Aug
17
6:09pm 6:09pm

Boo Berry's Thrift Shop Treasure Trail

Email flourcitymismanagement@gmail.com, for the location information.

Rideshare has come to Flour City, and really, who wouldn’t want to share a backseat with a hasher?
FCH3 encourages all the fun and all the r*n, and after closing circle, finding your way to the On-On in an Uber or Lyft. It’s fast, it’s easy, you don’t have to do any hard math because the fare is tied to your credit card. Hail the Uber/Lyft, get in, get out, quit fucking about, etc. etc.

Uber Site: https://www.uber.com/ride/
Get the App
Apple Store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/uber/id368677368?mt=8
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ubercab&hl=en

Lyft Site: https://www.lyft.com/
Get the App
Apple Store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/lyft/id529379082?mt=8
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=me.lyft.android&hl=en

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Aug
10
6:09pm 6:09pm

Shower Beer Hash 2.0 (Sheewee&Hymen)

Email flourcitymismanagement@gmail.com, for the location information.

Rideshare has come to Flour City, and really, who wouldn’t want to share a backseat with a hasher?
FCH3 encourages all the fun and all the r*n, and after closing circle, finding your way to the On-On in an Uber or Lyft. It’s fast, it’s easy, you don’t have to do any hard math because the fare is tied to your credit card. Hail the Uber/Lyft, get in, get out, quit fucking about, etc. etc.

Uber Site: https://www.uber.com/ride/
Get the App
Apple Store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/uber/id368677368?mt=8
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ubercab&hl=en

Lyft Site: https://www.lyft.com/
Get the App
Apple Store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/lyft/id529379082?mt=8
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=me.lyft.android&hl=en

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Aug
3
6:09pm 6:09pm

Let Them Eat Cake 2.0 (Bloody & SheeWee)

Email flourcitymismanagement@gmail.com, for the location information.

Rideshare has come to Flour City, and really, who wouldn’t want to share a backseat with a hasher?
FCH3 encourages all the fun and all the r*n, and after closing circle, finding your way to the On-On in an Uber or Lyft. It’s fast, it’s easy, you don’t have to do any hard math because the fare is tied to your credit card. Hail the Uber/Lyft, get in, get out, quit fucking about, etc. etc.

Uber Site: https://www.uber.com/ride/
Get the App
Apple Store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/uber/id368677368?mt=8
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ubercab&hl=en

Lyft Site: https://www.lyft.com/
Get the App
Apple Store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/lyft/id529379082?mt=8
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=me.lyft.android&hl=en

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Jul
27
6:09pm 6:09pm

Weekend Prelube (NEED HARES)

Email hareraiser, Mark Suckerberg, for the location information or if you'd like to hare this trail.

Rideshare has come to Flour City, and really, who wouldn’t want to share a backseat with a hasher?
FCH3 encourages all the fun and all the r*n, and after closing circle, finding your way to the On-On in an Uber or Lyft. It’s fast, it’s easy, you don’t have to do any hard math because the fare is tied to your credit card. Hail the Uber/Lyft, get in, get out, quit fucking about, etc. etc.

Uber Site: https://www.uber.com/ride/
Get the App
Apple Store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/uber/id368677368?mt=8
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ubercab&hl=en

Lyft Site: https://www.lyft.com/
Get the App
Apple Store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/lyft/id529379082?mt=8
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=me.lyft.android&hl=en

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Jul
20
6:09pm 6:09pm

Mudman

Email hareraiser, Mark Suckerberg, for the location information.

Rideshare has come to Flour City, and really, who wouldn’t want to share a backseat with a hasher?
FCH3 encourages all the fun and all the r*n, and after closing circle, finding your way to the On-On in an Uber or Lyft. It’s fast, it’s easy, you don’t have to do any hard math because the fare is tied to your credit card. Hail the Uber/Lyft, get in, get out, quit fucking about, etc. etc.

Uber Site: https://www.uber.com/ride/
Get the App
Apple Store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/uber/id368677368?mt=8
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ubercab&hl=en

Lyft Site: https://www.lyft.com/
Get the App
Apple Store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/lyft/id529379082?mt=8
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=me.lyft.android&hl=en

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Jul
13
6:09pm 6:09pm

Summer Lovin' (Boo Berry & Suckerberg)

Email hareraiser, Mark Suckerberg, for the location information.

Rideshare has come to Flour City, and really, who wouldn’t want to share a backseat with a hasher?
FCH3 encourages all the fun and all the r*n, and after closing circle, finding your way to the On-On in an Uber or Lyft. It’s fast, it’s easy, you don’t have to do any hard math because the fare is tied to your credit card. Hail the Uber/Lyft, get in, get out, quit fucking about, etc. etc.

Uber Site: https://www.uber.com/ride/
Get the App
Apple Store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/uber/id368677368?mt=8
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ubercab&hl=en

Lyft Site: https://www.lyft.com/
Get the App
Apple Store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/lyft/id529379082?mt=8
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=me.lyft.android&hl=en

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Jul
8
12:00pm12:00pm

Canoe/Kayak Full Moon Trail

Email hareraiser, Mark Suckerberg, for the location information.

Rideshare has come to Flour City, and really, who wouldn’t want to share a backseat with a hasher?
FCH3 encourages all the fun and all the r*n, and after closing circle, finding your way to the On-On in an Uber or Lyft. It’s fast, it’s easy, you don’t have to do any hard math because the fare is tied to your credit card. Hail the Uber/Lyft, get in, get out, quit fucking about, etc. etc.

Uber Site: https://www.uber.com/ride/
Get the App
Apple Store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/uber/id368677368?mt=8
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ubercab&hl=en

Lyft Site: https://www.lyft.com/
Get the App
Apple Store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/lyft/id529379082?mt=8
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=me.lyft.android&hl=en

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Jul
6
6:09pm 6:09pm

Basic Bitch Hash (Bloody, Just David, Just Dustin)

Hash Trash 7/6/2017

So there I was ...a basically beautiful day this Thursday July 6th,...another trail that one could simply call "basic bitch".  Across the great genesee we hashed in bliss, over bridges and up and down stairs that smelled like piss. We are stupid and smart, we swear and we sin...we sometimes climb memorials like that of George Eastman.

We had virgins, we had out of towners, we had lots of down-down-downers.  We met Edward strawberrita hands from Syracuse...Oh & surprise, Bloody got another bruise.  Where oh where did all the shit heads go?!...Guess I rollerbladed into the hash shit for a third time in a row. 

A grill full of hot dogs and a fire ready to roast s'mores awaited us after a trail of walking and runnin'. ...Until next week when we meet again for some broadway tunes and summer lovin'!! 

Bloody Poussière

 

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Jun
29
6:09pm 6:09pm

Whiplash, Just David

Email hareraiser, Mark Suckerberg, for the location information.

Rideshare has come to Flour City, and really, who wouldn’t want to share a backseat with a hasher?
FCH3 encourages all the fun and all the r*n, and after closing circle, finding your way to the On-On in an Uber or Lyft. It’s fast, it’s easy, you don’t have to do any hard math because the far is tied to your credit card. Hail the Uber/Lyft, get in, get out, quit fucking about, etc. etc.

Uber Site: https://www.uber.com/ride/
Get the App
Apple Store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/uber/id368677368?mt=8
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ubercab&hl=en

Lyft Site: https://www.lyft.com/
Get the App
Apple Store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/lyft/id529379082?mt=8
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=me.lyft.android&hl=en

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Jun
1
6:09pm 6:09pm

80's Redux Hash

Hares: Home Blown, Hypotitical, Subway Semen

Hash Trash-80s 6/1/2017

Please forgive me as this hash trash is short, & took me awhile...Bloody was in Pittsburgh running another beer mile...  

So there I was, wrapped in spandexin the tune of neon and jean as a shout to the 80s... Let's get physical, all you tubular men andladies! The colors were bright purple, pink and green...the leotards were tight and the jean jackets were frayed...muggles stared as if in a dream, transportedto the time where disco died and metal rock played.

 

Jesus brought his holy water and his son climbed to the top of random stuff...Maybe if there was cold beer, this trail would seem less rough... We found beer next to piles of broken glass and brick marked by flour...sipping to the haunted sounds of the abandoned Terrence Tower...

Reminiscing the decade of slippery nipples, tab, Michael Jackson and spiked hair, we had a Polaroid family picture stop without any FRBs there. It was radical, righteous and gnarly...all those who came LIKE TOTALLY weren't sorry!  

 

 

-Bloody Poussière 

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May
18
6:09pm 6:09pm

Bloody Pousierre

So there I was...with this feeling in my body, ready to be a CoMo freak...Justin Timberlake agreed to sub in to sing our hash trash this week: 

 Had that sunshine in my pocket and some cold beer in this heat...I've got all these wanks around me and some sheep. Ohhh...Follow the blue marks til you find a shot, passing through a cemeteryyyyy. The muggles watch and want to join us so we just creep.

 Ohhh Under the deck, and hid in the swamp, we found the cooler in a well hidden spot. We had a third beer stop that hare didn't know, so we drank it down down, drank it down-down...Drank it down-down....ahhh!

Nothing else that we can see when we're hash-hash-hash-ing. That drunk feeling creeping up when we're shot-shot-stop-ping. Doing things only wankers do when we're hash-hash-hash-ing. Ain't no hashers ditching cause they be stranded. Can't stop the hashing! We got this feeling in our half-minds...

OH! It's so fucking hot! Sweat on our faces, with every False, every ON-ON...We don't need PO's, we need ice cream, (need ice-cream) everywhere we go we own it, it's our hash zone. 

The sunshine is fading from our pockets but beer is near at BN three. Humping trees to cross the water, cum on let's thrust...ohh 

Don't fall in or lose your balance...shit another scratched knee...they'll be plunger downing at circle so just chug. 

We had a Virgin and her name was Jill...she said this trail really gave her a thrill. We named JustMike with the beer that we donned... Just Imagin-O...it's Flaccid Lassooooo!!

Nothing else that we could see when we're hash-hash-hash-ing. That drunk feeling creeping up when we're shot-shot-stop-ping. Doing things only wankers do when we're hash-hash-hash-ing. Crossed the Erie Canal today at Fairport. Can't stop the hashing! We got this feeling in our half-minds...  

-Bloody Poussière & JT

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May
11
9:09pm 9:09pm

Home Blown

Hash Trash 5/11/2017

So there I was... gathered around pavement decorated in many-a-Hash mark ... how many different types of marks can there be?!  We awaited hare 1 to set trail upon which we would embark...and drank in the crisp and essentially oily air of Genessee.

The first leg was hared by Mudman and Swayzee and the second by Mayan and Fetch...followed by deep swallowing of grape vodka and margaritas on a picnic bench.  

We climbed across a wall between swamp and highway...some of us followed flour, others just wandered astray.  Bridge after bridge we crossed as the trail turned bare. Holy hell fire and shit -we caught a hare! 

The light turned to night so to ON-HOME we flew...What did we learn today? No one really knew. Only one hare got lost, stupid is what stupid does...Nope it wasn't me!!! OK yes, yes it was.  Well that's about all I have to say... oh and happy Mother's Day! 

️ Bloody Poussière

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Mudman's 1200th R*N
Apr
29
2:09pm 2:09pm

Mudman's 1200th R*N

Hash Trash 4/29/2017- MudMan's 1200th

So there I was... my mouth full of brown sticky goo...  Here's a shot of pudding for you! Half-minds from near and far could be seen squirting down each others throats thick dollops of cream. Mendon ponds would soon become hashing land, today we would honor the great feasts of MudMan. 

A treacherous trail indeed would be led by Fetch and Harry Cockher... the shiggy that never ended, most thought "these hares fell off their rocker!!" The swamp was relentless and thick, no place to lose your wits...some half-minds would call it quits but not our dear Boo Berry Tits. Through the muck she sank deep as fuck nearly fully submerged...As we came to closing circle, in the distance three mud-stained bodies emerged.

MUUUDDMAAAANN... put on his red dress although the execution of his song was a mess.  In circle, wankers would be called out, to various songs of old and new, ...hashy Birthday fuck you to Fetch and Mayan's shirt became a shoe. 

There would be mud and there would be blood as is fitting for a trail for our beloved R.A. May this hash get a piece and may the next 1200 hashes be underway ! 

-Bloody Poussière
 

Location: Mendon Ponds Park
Hares: Harry CockHer & Fetch.

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Pinnacle Hill Trail
Apr
27
6:09pm 6:09pm

Pinnacle Hill Trail

Hash trash 4/27/2017

So there I was, sipping cheap beer with a splash of cranberry on this fine spring day, a group of half minds gathered for another Thursday evening of play. Two muggles joined our circle looking like they were "wishing Lord that they were stoned",it wasn't Sunday morning cumming down and soon these muggles would not be found, but away they went with the beer we lent.

A half-mind like me can only recall so much so correct me if I'm wrong... but I feel the story of this trail is best told through a song: 

 Three sixty nine. Damn this trail is fine...hoping we can find another beer in time. Climb up Climb up climb up climb up- to the mountainnnn --to the mud (to the mud)- to the sweat drop down my ...thud. All these wankers crawl, (crawl). up up up climb the hashers! Up up up get up (get up).

                            *   *   *

We realized this wasn't a good day to feel lazy. Hey has anybody seen Swayzee? We reached the top of Beer God's thumb and found respite around a campfire. Hashing songs were sung to the sweet sound of the smoke ambers sizzling with desire. Lemon drop shots and grapefruit margaritas felt heaven sent, there were hot dogs and cummis and DRAG pitched a tent.  

Another Thursday hashing thrill...atop the mighty Pinnacle Hill. 

It was steep, slippery and sultry. PS: Happy birthday Free Cuntry!

-Bloody Poussière

Location: Pinnacle Hill
Hares: SheeWee Herman & Hymen Hero

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Apr
20
6:00pm 6:00pm

Feast or Keg: Hares Fetch and Harry CockHer

This Thursday is the anal Feast or Keg. Cum out and hunt around on a live hared trail for beer!

Hares: Fetch and Harry CockHer
Location: Email hareraiser, Mark Suckerberg, for the location information.
Time: 5:69pm, hares on out soon after.
Cost: $5
Considerations: Live hares, could get dark so plan (or don't) accordingly, doggos welcome but should be leashed.
On After: TBD

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Apr
13
6:00pm 6:00pm

Birthday Scavenger Hunt

Hash Trash 4/13/2017

So there I was...on a concrete stage reacting an epic scene...delirious immigrants chasing the American dream. The hashers spread their debauchery around the city on a birthday hunt, befriending muggles, tree vaginas, mortal kombat all played a role in this wanker scavenger-cunt. 

There were toilet paper crowns and plenty of down-downs, cake-cake-cake and Nacho was bake-bake-baked. Bathroom photo-ops and champagne jello shots, gravesite stops and occasional panty-drops. 

Jesus took the wheel, pennies from 1988 and birthday cards with magic seeds, Mudman would never stop until he found all of the scavenger needs. 

Here is where I leave you, in the words of Lee-Ann: "I hope you dance"...Arnold said "I'll be back" but until then, Bloody's off to France! 

-Bloody Poussière — avec Occifer Pussy Pants.

Location: Highland Park (Roosevelt Drive)
Hares: Lick My Sandbox & Occifer Pussy Pants
Other: Scavenger Hunt

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Apr
9
2:00pm 2:00pm

"One-eyed, one-shoed, muddy orange sneaker eater" Trail

Hash Trash 4/9/2017

So there I was, Black Creek Park April 9th 2017 at the trail that could surely eat our sneakers to bits, SUPER shitty lay by Mark Suckerberg and Boo Berry Tits. We had Virgins! We had Virgins! At our Hash! Survived they did through every mudslide and hash crash.  

Up and down the thick slippery mud monster's throat we ran, stepping to the tune of the Wild West Show and the S&M Man. At times we wondered if we accidentally entered into Mudman's  wet dream, the blurrier things would seem as we swallowed some more orange cream. 

Our thirst would be quenched with wine... blessed by Jesus, our favorite fucking fella...the views from the trees were sublime, hey does anyone else smell that citronella? DFL and FRB would share a shot together as they were brought together by J-hook... the science behind our half-mindedness can't be explained in a book. 

-Bloody Poussière 

Location: Black Creek Park
Hares: Boo Berry Tits, Mark Suckerberg, Cock or Two
Other: Slogfest.

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