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2017 Green Dress Run

Hash Trash 3/11/2017

So there I the memorial park of Martin Luther King, March 11th, all directions it could be seen, the cluttering of hashers in a drunken sea of green. The wind was howling and the snow was swirling in a wild fit, who would be crazy enough to run in this shit? Hashers from Texas to California, from Buffalo to Ithaca, all came for half-minded merriment and fun, no better time and place to cum than at the green dress run.

Over gates and walls, down hills of shiggy and streets, to an abandoned subway station, wankers walked and paraded through town like a proudHash Nation. Free shots for every wank out there who hashes! Down down we drank it all, with stickers on our faces and tattoos on our asses.

Corn beef and cabbage-comas and leprechaun shots, with only a small side of puke, there was much rejoicing and even a Mudman breakdancing fluke. On-After chez Shiser, where much commotion and Micheal Jackson could be heard near and far, another successful and beer-induced extravaganza that is our one and only GDR.

-Bloody Poussière

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Earlier Event: March 10
GDR Weekend "Green Gear" Pub Crawl
Later Event: March 12
Hangover Hash, Jello Jigglers