Hash trash 1/28/2018

“Bloody Got Nailed”

Bloody Poussière made her first return to haring (&lazy trash-scribing) after an unexpected appendix bursting mess. The trail was short but full of hills at Irondequoit bay park west. The theme was Hashing and lots of wankers came out to play. The group enjoyed the brief moments of a sunny day. It was the perfect concoction of calm before the imminent return of frigid cold. “On-Out!” was announced and the mudslide games would unfold.

What must cum up will surely cum down down real quick, wankers slid on their hands and knees, discovery of beer underneath the leaves, and Just-Christina would get anal from a stick. 

En-route once again in search of thirst-quenchers...raspberry and chocolate crème drizzled down our throats, giddy in our coats we would continue on-out for more adventures.  Foiled again! Some would climb just to get “false trailed”...slip and slide down once more where Bloody would get nailed. 

Follow the marks, do as you should, beware of the unexpected horny wood. 

There were ice walkers and bungee cord balancers, but too much whistle blowing and check-marking and not enough silly string and not enough hills...But on Sunday all wankers are welcum to our $5 cheap thrills. 

-Bloody Poussière