Birthday Scavenger Hunt

Hash Trash 4/13/2017

So there I was...on a concrete stage reacting an epic scene...delirious immigrants chasing the American dream. The hashers spread their debauchery around the city on a birthday hunt, befriending muggles, tree vaginas, mortal kombat all played a role in this wanker scavenger-cunt. 

There were toilet paper crowns and plenty of down-downs, cake-cake-cake and Nacho was bake-bake-baked. Bathroom photo-ops and champagne jello shots, gravesite stops and occasional panty-drops. 

Jesus took the wheel, pennies from 1988 and birthday cards with magic seeds, Mudman would never stop until he found all of the scavenger needs. 

Here is where I leave you, in the words of Lee-Ann: "I hope you dance"...Arnold said "I'll be back" but until then, Bloody's off to France! 

-Bloody Poussière — avec Occifer Pussy Pants.

Location: Highland Park (Roosevelt Drive)
Hares: Lick My Sandbox & Occifer Pussy Pants
Other: Scavenger Hunt