These Hash songs were SHAMELESSLY stolen from the following sites: Harrier.net, Boulder Flatlander H3 and Saigon H3 -----> Clearly groups with far more ambition and motivation.

Cheers F*ck Faces!

Hashers, meet the hashers, Hashers, meet the hashers,

They're the biggest drunks in history,

From the town of (where you are),

They're the leaders in debauchery.

Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years,

Watch them as they down a lot of beers,

Down down, down down down down

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TO THE TUNE OF OLD "MICKEY MOUSE CLUB SONG"

Shitty Trail (A Song For The Hares) RA: What did ya think of the trail?

Hounds: Shitty!

S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L

Shitty trail (It sucked)

Shitty trail (really fucked)

The motherfuckers laid a shitty trail (shitty trail)

I would rather drink a beer than hash your shitty trail,

S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L

Downtown (Sung to the song) Down down, down down

down down Down down,

down down down down

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He's the Meanest He's the meanest

He sucks the horse's penis

He's the meanest, he's the horse's ass.

Ever since he found it

All he does is pound it

He's the meanest, he's the horse's ass.

So drink! Chug a Lug, Chug a Lug,

Drink! Chug a Lug, Chug a Lug,

Drink! Chug a Lug, Chug a Lug,

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Here's to the Virgins Here's to the virgins ,

He's true blue,

He's a Hasher,

Through and through,

He's a pisspot,

So they say,

Tried to go to heaven,

But he went the other way,

Drink it down, down, down . .

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Birthday Song

Hashy birthday, fuck you,

Hashy birthday, fuck you,

Hasshhy birrrthday, fuckk youuu,

Hashy birthday, fuck you.

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Why was he born so beautiful?

Why was he born at all?

He's no fuckin' use to anyone,

He's no fuckin' use at all. Why was he born so pitiful?

Why was he born at all?

He's no fuckin' use to anyone,

He's no fuckin' use at all.

They say he's a joy to his mother,

But he's a pain in the asshole to me,

So, drink it down, down, down, down

Down, down, down, down

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Soldier Song

Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be,

To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee,

For cunt, for cunt, country I will fight,

Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole,

A soldier I will be.

Drink it down, down, down . . .

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His One Skin His one skin hangs down to his two skin,

His two skin hangs down to his three,

His three skin hangs down to his foreskin,

His foreskin hangs down to his knee.

Roll back, roll back,

Roll back his foreskin for him, for him.

Roll back, roll back,

Please roll back his foreskin for him.

Drink it down, down, down . . .

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Mrs Murphy Take it in your hand Mrs Murphy

For it only ways a quarter of a pound

It's got hair on its neck like a turkey (gobble, gobble!)

And it spits when you shake it up and down I Drink it down, down, down . . .

Little Bird There was a little bird,

No bigger than a turd

And he sat upon a telegraph pole.

He stuck out his little neck,

And he shat about a peck

As he puckered up his little asshole. Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole,

As he puckered up his little asshole.

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This is a Hashing Song.. This is your Hashing song,

It isn't very long . . .

Drink it down, down, down...

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Zulu Warrior Olé zooma zooma zooma

Olé zooma zooma hey

Drink it down you Zulu warrior

Drink it down you Zulu chief, chief, chief!

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They Ought to be Publicly Pissed On

They ought to be publicly pissed upon,

They ought to be publicly shot,(BANG BANG)

They ought to be tied to a urinal,

And left there to fester and rot,

Drink it down, down, down . . .

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Ball Game Whip it out at the ball game

Wave it round at the crowd

Dip it peanuts and crackerjack

I don't care if you give it a whack

Because it's

Beat your meat at the ball game

If you don't cum it's a shame

It's one, two

And you're covered in goo

At the old ball game

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Here's to Brother Hasher Here's to brother (sister) hasher,

Bother hasher, brother hasher,

Here's to brother hasher,

May he chug-a-lug. He's happy, he's jolly,

He's fucked up by golly,

Here's to brother hasher,

May he chug-a-lug.

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TO THE TUNE OF "HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN HIS HANDS"

HE'S GOT A DOSE OF CLAP (Clap rhythmically)

He's got a dose of clap on his dick,

He's got a dose of clap on his dick,

He's got a dose of clap on his dick,

And it goes drip, drip, drip...

Drink it down, down, down . . .

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HEAD! Who said head?

I'll take some of that,

So I did, and it was good

And there was much rejoicing.

We fucked for hours

Uprooting trees & bushes & flowers,

We fucked like Vikings

With horns on our HEAD! HEAD! Who said head?

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Where Were You? Where, where were you last week?

Why did you make us hash all alone?

You fat, lazy bastards, you weren't even here

So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the beer Down, down, drink it all down

Drink it all down, drink all of that beer

You fat, lazy bastards, you weren't even here

So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the beer

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Syphilis Syphilis

It all started with a little kiss

Now I find it hard to take a piss

Since I contracted Syphilis Leprosy

Body parts are falling off of me

I'm not half the man I used to be

Since I contracted Leprosy

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Ziggy Zaggy... Ziggy Zaggy Ziggy Zaggy

OY OY OY

Ziggy Zaggy Ziggy Zaggy

OY OY OY

Drink it down, down, down

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I've Only Half a Brain I could while away the hours

Searchin' hills for flour

Across a wide terrain.

I'd be chipper, and I'd be cheerful

If my stomach had a beerful

'Cause I've only half a brain. With my arms and legs akimbo

I'll be chasing after bimbos

Through mud thorns and rain.

I'll be making lots of passes

As I fondle all their asses

'Cause I've only half a brain.

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Rover I'm looking over, My dead dog Rover,

That I over ran with the mower.

One leg is missing,

The other is gone,

The third leg is shredded,

All over the lawn.

You see there's no use explaining,

The one remaining,

It's spinning on the carport floor

(the carport floor),

I'm looking over, My dead dog Rover,

That I over ran, that I over ran,

That I over ran with the mower.

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Mutant Gene Down Down Song

(song to Monkey's Daydream Believer) I could hash and drink beer,

As the trail disappears,

At 6 o'clock this wanker stumbles in.

Drink up Mutant Gene,

Oh what can it mean,

To a front running bastard,

And a closet queen.

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Mega Hash Song

(song to Margaritaville) Chatin' with Sponge Dick,

Scratching a deer tick,

All of those wankers covered with soil.

Strummin' my six inch,

Feeling a butt pinch,

Smells like Hill frigger, I'm ready to hurl.

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TO THE TUNE OF MARGARITAVILLE - JIMMY BUFFET

Wastin' away again at the Megahash,

Searching for a lost dollop of flour,

Some wankers took the turkey trail,

But I know I've been out here for hours.

(tiny tank verse)

I don't know the reason,

I hare this each season,

Nothin' to show but this brand new PI,

But it's on my booty,

Shaped like a cootie,

How it got there I'm still asking why.

Wastin' away again at the Megahash,

Searching for a lost dollop of flour,

Some wankers took the turkey trail,

But I know I've been out here for hours.

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Little Bird

(Family Version) There was a little bird,

Looking so absurd,

And he sat upon a telegraph pole.

He ruffled up his neck,

His feathers were a wreck

As he puckered up his little asshole. 

Asshole, asshole, asshole, aaaaaaaaaaaaass-hole!

As he puckered up his little asshole.

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His One Chin

(Family version of His One Skin) His one chin hangs down to his two chin,

His two chin hangs down to his three,

His three chin hangs down to his four chin,

His four chin makes him a fatty.

Eat less, eat less,

Eat less to loss that four chin, four chin.

Eat less, eat less,

Eat less to loss that four chin.

Drink it down, down, down . . .

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Harriette Song (to the tune of 'Turkey in the Straw') Well the wiggle of her ass would

make a dead man cum,

And the nipples on her tits are the

size of my thumb.

She's a mean motherfucker;

She's a great cock-sucker;

She'a a har-ri-ette!

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He's Got A Hairy Ass

(to the tune of 'Harriette Song') Well the dimples in his cheeks

would make a butt chug fun,

As the turds from his ass

roll off of your tongue.

He's a gay motherfucker,

and a great cock-sucker;

He's got a hairy ass! 

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He's the Meanest He's the meanest

He sucks the horse's penis

He's the meanest, he's the horse's ass.

Ever since he found it

All he does is pound it

He's the meanest, he's the horse's ass.

So drink! Chug a Lug, Chug a Lug,

Drink! Chug a Lug, Chug a Lug,

Drink! Chug a Lug, Chug a Lug,

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I'm Your Mailman

Here I cum, down your way,

I can come twice a day,

I'm your mailman.

I can come in any kind of weather,

Don't you know my bags are made of leather?

I don't mess with keys or locks,

I'll stick it in your box,

I'm your mailman.

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