Anyone’s Song

Here's to ________ ,
They're true blue,
They are Hashers through and through,
They are piss pots, 
So they say,
Tried to go to heaven,
But they went the other way,
Drink it down, down, down . .


Regular Hash Behavior Song (‘Fellow’ may be replaced with Brother or Sister)

Here's to fellow hashers,
Fellow hashers, fellow hashers,
Here's to fellow hashers,
May they chug-a-lug. They're happy, they're jolly,
They're fucked up by golly,
Here's to fellow hashers,
May they chug-a-lug.


He's the Meanest

He's the Meanest
He sucks the horse's penis
He's the meanest, he's the horse's ass.  (HEY!)
Ever since he found it (HEY!)
All he does is pound it (HEY!)
He's the meanest, he's the horse's ass.
Drink it down down down down down…


Why were they born so beautiful? (Sung to Virgins)

Why were they born so beautiful?
Why were they born at all?
They’re no fuckin' use to anyone,
They’re  no fuckin' use at all. 
They may be joy to their mothers,
But they’re a pain in the asshole to me,
So, drink it down, down, down, down
Down, down, down, down

Meet the hashers, (Sung to the Flintstones tune)

Hashers, meet the hashers,
They're the biggest drunks in history,
From the town of (where you are),
They're the leaders in debauchery.
Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years,
Watch them as they down a lot of beers,
Down down, down down down down

Birthday Song

Hashy birthday, fuck you,
Hashy birthday, fuck you,
Hasshhy birrrthday, fuckk youuu,
Hashy birthday, fuck you.

Soldier Song

Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be,
To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee,
For cunt, for cunt, country I will fight,
Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole,
A soldier I will be.
Drink it down, down, down . . .

His One Skin His one skin hangs down to his two skin

His One Skin His one skin hangs down to his two skin,
His two skin hangs down to his three,
His three skin hangs down to his foreskin,
His foreskin hangs down to his knee.
Roll back, roll back,
Roll back his foreskin for him, for him.
Roll back, roll back,
Please roll back his foreskin for him.
Drink it down, down, down . . .

Mrs Murphy

Have you seen his cock Mrs Murphy
It only weighs a quarter of a pound
It's got hair on its neck like a turkey (gobble, gobble!)
And it spits when you shake it up and down, Drink it down, down, down . . .

Hashing (Down Down) song

This is a Hashing (Down Down) Song.
It isn't very long . . .
Drink it down, down, down...

They Ought to be Publicly Pissed On

They ought to be publicly pissed upon,
They ought to be publicly shot, (Bang Bang)
They ought to be tied to a urinal,
And left there to fester and rot,
Drink it down, down, down . . .

Ten Toes
Here's to the game called 'Ten Toes'
That's played all over town.
The women play with ten toes up.
And the men with ten toes down, down, down.

Shitty Trail (A Song For The Hares)

RA: What did ya think of the trail?
Hounds: Shitty!
S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L
Shitty trail (It sucked)
Shitty trail (really fucked)
The motherfuckers laid a shitty trail 
I would rather drink a beer than hash your shitty trail,
S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L
Drink it Down down, down down
down down Down down,
down down down down…

Whip It Out At The Ball Game

Whip it out at the ball game, whip it out to the crowd,
Dip it in peanuts and crackerjacks, I don’t care if you give it a whack,
Just beat your meat at the ball game, If you don’t cum it’s a shame,
So it’s ONE, (whack off gesture) TWO, You’re covered in goo, at the old ball game!

STOOPID

You’re Stupid, You’re Stupid,
You’re really fucking Dumb,
If it wasn’t for your mother, you’d be a stain of Cum!

On The Piss Again

The Flour City Hash is, ON the piss again,
ON the Piss again, ON the piss again,
The Flour City Hash is, ON the piss again
We’re on the piss agaaaaaaainn.

In Heaven There is No Beer

In heaven there is no beer,
That’s why we drink it here,
And when we’re gone from here,
Our friends will be drinking all the beer.

Hot Vagina

Hot Vagina for your breakfast,
Hot Vagina for your lunch,
Hot Vagina for your Dinner,
Just munch munch munch munch munch,
It’s so tasty and delicious,
Bit sized ready to eat, (YUM YUM)
So grab your chick and give her a lick,
Hot Vagina can’t be beat.